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The events depicted in this collection of stories are factual. Any similarity to reality is not a coincidence; everything within literally happened to real people in real life. Names and identifying details have been changed to protect the sanity of the reader, or what little remains. The people depicted herein could live just down the street from you, or in the reality next door. This work contains no metaphors, allegories, allusions, or other lies. Magic is real. Are you?